Yahoo! just released a new feature that is pretty fun. You can create a “picklist” of items to share with others. Think of it as a shopping list for you and your closest 410 million friends.
Here’s the kicker, Yahoo! is assuming you know something about something. Further, your list may reflect your expert knowledge about something as reflected in your shopping list about something.
I took this opportunity to create a list that reflected my vast experience with the Kinkaidetrocity™. Buy these lovely items and watch your brain turn into a big bowl of cinnamon-ey goo, like a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch after a night of soaking.
Playing with Fire
Now trust me, I know it is dangerous to toy with the evil known as Thomas Kinkade™. In fact, here’s a little story.
A few years ago, I opened a new checking account and needed to order some checks. I looked for some that truly represented my personality, but the Pink Flamingos checks were out of print. However, I did spy a lovely cottage scene set by Thomas Kinkade™ with free customization. Well, let me tell you, those check printers have no sense of humor. Several weeks later, when my checks arrived, I was giddy with excitement when I opened my cherished package.
Right there at the top, my checks proudly stated “Thomas Kinkade is the spawn of Satan”!
… Um, no it didn’t.
Those rat bastards at the check publishing company censored my customized statement and sent me 500 beautiful, un-customized cottage scene checks! Oh you can imagine the humility as I write checks to my favorite bookies and prostitutes with Thomas Kinkade™ pretty cottage village scenes.
But I’m not bitter!