Idiots on a plane

I’m on the plane from Munich to San Francisco listening to music and playing solitaire; like any other sophisticated world traveler. My bliss keeps getting interrupted by idiotic passengers laughing at the on board movies.

How simply dull and predictable.

Then the song “negative queen” comes on my iPod and fills my Bose noise reduction earphones with tales of negative queens that dismiss those around them. And for a split second I thought… have I become a negative queen?!?

Naw, that’s crazy talk. The other passengers are idiots.