While the French are masters at making wine, the Americans Iâ€™ve seen today have become true masters of whine. From the first step into the American Airlines terminal at Charles De Gaul to the Starbucks in Boston, Iâ€™ve never seen such a grumpier, more problematic and whine-loving group sinceâ€¦ the last time I returned to America.
These arenâ€™t the seats I wantedâ€¦ My frappacinno is taking too longâ€¦ Thank god we have air without cigarette smokeâ€¦ Those French people were rudeâ€¦ I need some crackâ€¦
Iâ€™ve just about come to the point where I begin telling people to shut up. Get over yourselves. Think about the good things in Paris, like the markets, the fromageries, walking along the Seine at night, the music, etc. Why cap off your vacation summarizing everything possibly negative about the trip. No, Jim and I prefer to make rude jokes about the people around us instead.