Blast from the Past

Nostalgia sucks. It sucks you into a steaming pot of “oh my god I remember that site…”. Here are some of the web pages that opened my eyes to the potential of this internet thingy. I am better than your kids Possibly the first and best troll on the internet. No kid’s artwork is safe… Continue reading Blast from the Past

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Did you hear about the hippo that ate the dwarf

This is almost too funny to be true. So let’s just imagine that it is. Here’s the story in text: Hippo Eats Dwarf BANGKOK: A hippopotamus swallowed a circus dwarf in a “freak accident” in northern Thailand, according to a columnist in the Pattaya Mail. The Grapevine column reported: “A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died… Continue reading Did you hear about the hippo that ate the dwarf

Fun for the entire family – Bear Escape

I have strange dreams. I have the type that leave me chuckling when I wake up. This morning was a doozy. Imagine this new family game: Bear Escape. I had a dream of the standard nuclear family gathered around the family room as grandma was on her back and an angry plastic bear hunkered over… Continue reading Fun for the entire family – Bear Escape