I have many jobs, but money isn’t the only salary. Sometimes I work to torment my friends and family. It’s the Scorpio Asshole in me. Take Heidi for example. She’s afraid of insects. Not in the “I don’t like bugs, icky!” mode. She’s bat-shit crazy about bugs and has been known to freak out when… Continue reading Spiders are gonna get you!
Passive aggression can be down right fun. Especially when it happens to someone else. It’s even more fun when you can be downright nasty and funny at the same time. My pal Heidi, the one I had Ottis Toole the serial killer draw a portrait of, has just released her new book The Ninnies: Coloring… Continue reading Skip the bird, give them a page out of this book