I have many jobs, but money isn’t the only salary. Sometimes I work to torment my friends and family. It’s the Scorpio Asshole in me. Take Heidi for example. She’s afraid of insects. Not in the “I don’t like bugs, icky!” mode. She’s bat-shit crazy about bugs and has been known to freak out when… Continue reading Spiders are gonna get you!
Passive aggression can be down right fun. Especially when it happens to someone else. It’s even more fun when you can be downright nasty and funny at the same time. My pal Heidi, the one I had Ottis Toole the serial killer draw a portrait of, has just released her new book The Ninnies: Coloring… Continue reading Skip the bird, give them a page out of this book
Learning the hard way to be a better person. A blog post published after being in the draft folder for 13 years.
Durward called me this morning. He was driving around Florida With a dead armadillo in the back seat Looking for a gas station with a Styrofoam cooler and ice To get his new souvenir stuffed. I’m sure there will be photographs soon. Related articles by Zemanta Iowa couple find rare armadillo roadkill (dailycaller.com) End of… Continue reading post-roadkill