Ugh. I just got my Valleyschwag #3 package.
Once again, it’s a disappointment. Sure, I got a shirt, a tape measurer, and a keychain. And there were some assorted stickers, but ugh. It didn’t even come with the burlap container. Nope, a brown paper sack of pseudo-crapness. Pseudo… hell, this is some genuine crapness.
Why do I feel like the Kathy Griffin of silicon valley? I can’t even buy my way into a decent shwag-cistence. Where’s that cancel button before the third strike?