I had such well intentioned plans for the fourth of July. I was going to ride my bike, possibly learn how to fly a plane, join the dragon boat group on the bay, drive up to the city for some Chinese food, and finally come home and bake a nice tuna souffle for the cat. But all of those plans have been put on hold.
The Bravo network will be broadcasting a marathon of last year’s Project Runway! Sorry Mr. Flight Instructor. No can do. I have to stay at home and watch Santino destroy another contestant. I need to watch whats her face trash the sewing machine and for Heidi’s latest preganancy gown.
So, if you need me, I’ll be at La Petite Maison Bleue with the cat and a bowl full of chips watching Project Runway one more time. Dammit.
I watched almost the entire marathon today. I missed the first episode and the reunion episode. The fourth of july is over already and I spent it glued to the television like one of Santino’s jump suit sleeves. I’m such a loser.