Take Heidi for example. She’s afraid of insects. Not in the “I don’t like bugs, icky!” mode. She’s bat-shit crazy about bugs and has been known to freak out when a bug lands on her windshield wiper while driving down the road. The thought of a spider crawling up her leg would motivate her to get a chainsaw and hack her leg to pieces.
Naturally, one of my jobs is to deliver a steady stream of insects to Heidi’s Facebook, SMS, and emails. Here are some recent additions.
Attack of the White Tail Spider
A kid with a serious obsession with pouring spiders on his body
Trees covered with thousands of spiders
Seemingly innocent hair ball erupts into thousands of fleeing spiders
The mother of all spiders is gonna get you!