Suddenly Rocky looks like a pussy

sylvester stallone as rockyThe same goes for the rest of Stallone’s action heros. Survival stories will pale in comparison to three fisherman from Mexico found drifting on the Pacific Ocean for 10 months!

I can’t go 10 days without some Perrier, an episode of Project Runway, and a burrito at El Galope in Palo Alto. The men went as long as 15 days without food, of which seagulls, raw fish, and seaweed were their primary diet. Rambo, mountain climber, arm wrestler, and momma’s boy… Stallone has a long way to go to match this bravado.

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