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The Bush/Cheney Whitehouse admits responsibility for something!

Cheney re-enacting the harrowing battleOf course they first tried blaming the trial lawyer for being sneaky, but after days of deep soul searching, Cheney admits responsibility for shooting a trial lawyer! Naturally, he didn’t mention he was drunk off his ass on 40oz King Cobras and was joking with his fellow murder-buddies that lawyers don’t actually bleed when he pulled the trigger.
What next? Will they decide its actually better for the country to give seniors decent medical coverage instead of funding Haliburton for another three months?

Apparently, the lawyer was a canned hunting experience that Cheney is so fond of. The lawyer was intoxicated and then shoved released in front of the waiting “hunters” and their big shot guns.