post-next -Ted Drake's sketchbook http://www.tdrake.net the thoughts that come afterwards Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Sweet Manatee Memories http://www.tdrake.net/sweet-manatee-memories/ http://www.tdrake.net/sweet-manatee-memories/#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:34:22 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=266 Sunshine River Tours takes people into the semi wild Florida areas to swim with manatees. I came across their web site and for some reason the video reminded me of being a kid and going to the public pools. I don’t know what that means and I’m not sure I want to find out.

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Now it’s time for something truly Sordid http://www.tdrake.net/sordid-lives-tv/ http://www.tdrake.net/sordid-lives-tv/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:27:52 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=265 Logo, the gay cable channel, is reviving the great film Sordid Lives as a soap opera. This is going to be, to borrow from ultra gay Brian Rountree, Fab-u-losity! Ok, Brian wouldn’t actually say that, but I thought it would be fun to call him ultra gay.

Back to Sordid Lives. This film didn’t get much attention when it was released years ago. However, it was a smash hit in Palm Springs, where it played non-stop for about 95 years. It was practically a law in the dessert city that you had to memorize at least 5 lines of the film. One didn’t want to flub something of such importance.

This new soap opera looks really good. It’s got almost all of the original characters and even brings Blanche Devereaux back to the warm embrace of the aging gay populace. Rue McClanahan now plays the dead mother harlot that is thankfully alive and raising heck.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about… watch the following preview.

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Critical reading material http://www.tdrake.net/critical-reading-material/ http://www.tdrake.net/critical-reading-material/#comments Wed, 21 May 2008 08:41:30 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=264 Five foods that cause anal leakage! How could we possibly live without this information?

This reminds me of the fat blocking diet pill that potentially caused explosive diarrhea. I worked great for about a week. I ate sensibly until I couldn’t live without a burrito. That’s when I realized it didn’t have the side effect on me. Instantly it became a morning-after drug. I ate my typical mexican food and popped a pill. Eventually I ran out and didn’t bother buying any more.

My friend Heather the Hussy said it caused here to leave salad dressing in the toilet. A little oil and vinegar anyone?

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My little chunk of the Paris ghetto http://www.tdrake.net/my-little-paris-ghetto/ http://www.tdrake.net/my-little-paris-ghetto/#comments Fri, 09 May 2008 14:16:09 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=263 under the tracks in the morningFrommer’s has such a lovely description of where I live in Paris.

12th Arrondissement (Bois de Vincennes/Gare de Lyon) Very few out-of-towners came here until a French chef opened a restaurant called Au Trou Gascon. The 12th’s major attraction remains the Bois de Vincennes, sprawling on the eastern periphery of Paris. This park is a longtime favorite of French families who enjoy its zoos and museums, its royal châteaux and boating lakes, and its Parc Floral de Paris, a celebrated flower garden boasting springtime rhododendrons and autumn dahlias. Venture into the dreary Gare de Lyon for Le Train Bleu, 20 bd. Diderot (tel. 01-43-43-09-06), in the Gare de Lyon, 12e, a restaurant whose ceiling frescoes and Art Nouveau decor are national artistic treasures; the food is good, too. The 12th, once a depressing urban wasteland, has been singled out for budgetary resuscitation and is beginning to sport new housing, shops, gardens, and restaurants. Many will occupy the site of the former Reuilly rail tracks.
Neighborhoods in Brief

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V-E Day in Paris http://www.tdrake.net/v-e-day-in-paris/ http://www.tdrake.net/v-e-day-in-paris/#comments Wed, 07 May 2008 19:49:36 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=262 Tomorrow (V-E Day) we celebrate the end of World War 2. The Arc de Triomphe has a huge flag flying. Two victories to celebrate in one week.

Not that I’m comparing Yahoo vs. Microsoft to WWII.

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Why would someone recreate hell on a computer (VI) http://www.tdrake.net/why-would-someone-recreate-hell-on-a-computer-vi/ http://www.tdrake.net/why-would-someone-recreate-hell-on-a-computer-vi/#comments Tue, 06 May 2008 07:01:26 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=261 I hate VI, no, I really hate VI. Can I say that any more succinctly? VI is a command-line editor for Unix that lets you edit a file on the server. It’s great if you are a masochist with an anal-retentive personality. It’s torture for anyone else.  So, imagine my surprise when I noticed a link to this site that recreates VI functionality with JavaScript!

For

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Yahoo! not Microhoo http://www.tdrake.net/yahoo-not-microhoo/ http://www.tdrake.net/yahoo-not-microhoo/#comments Mon, 05 May 2008 08:42:14 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=260 Jerry Yang did it! He’s pushed Microsoft back and Yahoo! is now back to its independent status.

Frankly, I thought the Microsoft/Yahoo merger would have been ok. At least Microsoft respects its engineers and has some money to invest in Yahoo products. The worst-case scenario for me was a merger with NewsCorp.

But that is over (for now). I join my fellow Yahoo’s with a sigh of relief and big hopes for getting some shit done and moving our company up. Thanks Jerry for giving us another chance to make this company great.

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A day off in Paris http://www.tdrake.net/paris-shopping-mayday/ http://www.tdrake.net/paris-shopping-mayday/#comments Fri, 02 May 2008 17:59:44 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/a-day-off-in-paris/ Pont Neuf

Yesterday was the International Workers’ Day (May Day). We not only got that day off, but today as well. Don’t tell anyone, but I still logged in and worked on Yahoo stuff both days. Just don’t let Sarkozy know, I’d hate to have my visa pulled for not taking the required time off.

Today I used my extra time for shopping. I was hoping to buy an Aeron chair for work, as the provided chair is killing me. I could buy an Aeron off ebay in the US for about $600. It costs about $400 to ship it. But, could I get a similar price in france? $1,000 is roughly equal to about 650 euros right now. The same chair in a Paris store is selling for only 1,700 EUROS! Ouch!

Needless to say, I didn’t buy anything during my shopping expedition. I did look around. More importantly, I walked around, enjoyed the weather and got this great shot of Pont Neuf.

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MyPlayList a nifty way to mix images and music http://www.tdrake.net/myplaylist-mix-images-music/ http://www.tdrake.net/myplaylist-mix-images-music/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:31:58 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/?p=257 MyPlayList is a new web site that lets you search for a band and sit back while it finds music and images off the internet to create a playlist. The images come from Flickr and the music comes from wherever it can find good stuff.

The playlist options seem to be limited to bands with a virtual presence on Flickr. I couldn’t make one for Alice Donut or Three Mile Pilot. However the recent revival tour of Slint allowed the following play list to arrive.

Slint Playlist

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The Best Goatse Photo Ever http://www.tdrake.net/the-best-goatse-photo-ever/ http://www.tdrake.net/the-best-goatse-photo-ever/#comments Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:41:28 +0000 Ted Drake http://www.tdrake.net/the-best-goatse-photo-ever/ FIRST GOATSE

If you don’t know what Goatse is, save yourself and don’t look it up.
For those that do, can you imagine what this cat is thinking?

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