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But these are frigging terrifying!

Passive aggression can be down right fun. Especially when it happens to someone else. It’s even more fun when you can be downright nasty and funny at the same time.

My pal Heidi, the one I had Ottis Toole the serial killer draw a portrait of, has just released her new book The Ninnies: Coloring Book for Haters.

It includes lovely images for you to tear out, color, and then address and sign on the back. It’s perfect for those assholes you meet every day. It’s even better for your friends that piss you off. Because there’s nothing that makes the anger go down smoother than having it presented with scribbles that go beyond the outlines.

They say this messed up economy is going to require a lot of elbow grease to solve. I don’t know if that is what they meant. Thank you Fox News for such enlightening experts.

Fox News needs to just come out of the closet. They are raiding the gay closet for sex terms. Here’s a guy recommending we Teabag the Whitehouse. I’m waiting for someone to talk about cleaning up the santorum in politics.

Thelma Drake, a republican congresswoman, lost her bid for reelection this week. I’m happy about this, but not for the reason you may imagine.

Rep. Thelma Drake late Thursday night conceded the election for the 2nd Congressional District to political newcomer Glenn Nye after a bitterly fought race.

With a small number of absentee ballots still being counted, Republican Drake released a statement saying some voters waited in line for hours and many troops serving overseas, including Iraq and Afghanistan, sent absentee ballots.

“Those ballots have been counted and the voters have decided,” she said, congratulating Democrat Nye.
Daily Kos

I search for my name all the time. Not because I’m self-centered, far from it! Not that I’m less than spectacular…

I search for my name when testing search engines and the latest startup concepts. I know what is a decent result (anything that features myself prominently).

No, I’m just tired of articles for Thelma and her gun club popping up in “Ted Drake” search results. It’s a small, but annoying thorn in my side. Hopefully in a few years these results will disappear and I can bask in the glory of an all-Ted result page.

It’s a good thing I am so modest.