I have many jobs, but money isn’t the only salary. Sometimes I work to torment my friends and family. It’s the Scorpio Asshole in me. Take Heidi for example. She’s afraid of insects. Not in the “I don’t like bugs, icky!” mode. She’s bat-shit crazy about bugs and has been known to freak out when […]
Category Archives: Friends
Skip the bird, give them a page out of this book
Passive aggression can be down right fun. Especially when it happens to someone else. It’s even more fun when you can be downright nasty and funny at the same time. My pal Heidi, the one I had Ottis Toole the serial killer draw a portrait of, has just released her new book The Ninnies: Coloring […]
post-roadkill
Durward called me this morning. He was driving around Florida With a dead armadillo in the back seat Looking for a gas station with a Styrofoam cooler and ice To get his new souvenir stuffed. I’m sure there will be photographs soon. Related articles by Zemanta Iowa couple find rare armadillo roadkill (dailycaller.com) End of […]