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Five foods that cause anal leakage! How could we possibly live without this information?

This reminds me of the fat blocking diet pill that potentially caused explosive diarrhea. I worked great for about a week. I ate sensibly until I couldn’t live without a burrito. That’s when I realized it didn’t have the side effect on me. Instantly it became a morning-after drug. I ate my typical mexican food and popped a pill. Eventually I ran out and didn’t bother buying any more.

My friend Heather the Hussy said it caused here to leave salad dressing in the toilet. A little oil and vinegar anyone?

Why would someone recreate hell on a computer (VI)

I hate VI, no, I really hate VI. Can I say that any more succinctly? VI is a command-line editor for Unix that lets you edit a file on the server. It’s great if you are a masochist with an anal-retentive personality. It’s torture for anyone else.  So, imagine my surprise when I noticed a link to this site that recreates VI functionality with JavaScript!

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History of Albumen Photographic Prints

I found this site about Albumen prints at Stanford while discussing the use of paper vs. glass in photography to a co-worker that had no idea what I was talking about.

Now iPhone optimized

The good folk at Content Robot have come up with a great Wordpress theme/plugin that makes your site look great in an iPhone/Touch while still looking normal in a web browser. This is especially helpful for javascript/image heavy themes.